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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis:

demilypyro:

Do I just like morally ambiguous women is that my thing

To be fair, morally ambiguous women are, historically, super hot.

I mean it’s not even an attraction thing it’s more like “this is the coolest type of person to exist”

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So true

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clydecashed-deactivated20200313:

just remembered music is real

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This post is for fans of MUSIC only

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werewolfbarista:

werewolfbarista:

i don’t wanna see BRANDS i wanna see TRANSSEXUAL WEREWOLVES!!!!!!!!!

@clowngirlpony replied:

With their cocks out!

WITH THEIR COCKS OUT!!!!!!

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arsapeek:

leviathan-supersystem:

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pain. suffering, even.

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suometar:

brucecipher:

rosepink-hydra:

drumcorpshero:

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Spoopy Season Safety

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

Reblogging even though it’s way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

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sybersepticeye:

marks onlyfans but instead of posting proper sexy nudes he just posts blurry cursed images of himself slowly getting more and naked until hes just covered in blood and his hairs all crazy and he is heehoo

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c-rowlesdraws:

c-rowlesdraws:

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Oh sick this photography book I ordered came with free snacks

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I love you, catgirlwarrior

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natashafromfallout:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse

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secondbeatsongs:

secondbeatsongs:

secondbeatsongs:

cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

a 1lb package of costo-brand bacon that had been cut down the middle, opening the package and cutting every slice in half.   there is a pair of kitchen scissors next to it.ALT

is it just me? does anyone else do this?

update:

An image which reads:  reactions to my bacon-opening methods (as recorded after 24hrs and just after the post hit 1k notes)  Pie chart 1:  This isn't normal, but it is funny - 1.5% This is normal in the food service industry - 2.5% I know someone who does this - 6.5% Sure, why not - 7.1% I don't do this, but it's a good idea - 15.4% I've done this - 24% Rage, disgust, confusion, etc - 43.1%  Pie chart 2 is a breakdown of the "I've done this" group:  I've done this with scissors - 18.9% I've done this with a knife - 4.6% I've done this but in thirds - 0.3%  Pie chart 3 is a breakdown of the "Rage, disgust, confusion, etc" section:  What the fuck? - 13.4% Why? - 6.1% This is unhinged - 4% Something is wrong with you - 4% This is wrong - 3.1% This is a crime - 2.7% Scissors!? - 2.4% This is as offensive as breaking spaghetti in half in front of an Italian - 1.2% Can't you peel the package open? 1.2% Do you wash the scissors?? - 0.9% Your bacon expired over a year ago - 0.9% I want to study you - 0.6%ALT

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I think we’ve all done something very important here. thank you for your input!

you guys…

the "shut up about the sun" meme from The Office but it says "shut up about the expiration date. shut up about the expiration date"ALT

the bacon was in the freezer. it was fine!

don’t worry about it

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rose-with-thorns-on-the-internet:

everythingfox:

Sound on

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He went through a factory reset


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